Or as Tracy Morgan would say, “WORDPLAY”
Inconsonance: When you just can’t stop your p’s, t’s, and q’s from dribbling out of your mouth.
Planner + Flaneur = planeur – someone who is pretending to wander but is actually really anal and has set out a specific path.
Slur-gery (I can’t claim coming up with this one–just defining it): Drunkenly performing an operation on someone.
This is only tangentially related but the other day I misread “instagrammable” as “mammogramable”
