Okay, it’s a lie. But I do love overhearing conversations like this:

Woman 1: They should make a movie out of his life story.

Woman 2: Would Troy be in it too? With all of his womanizing?

Woman 1: He is a SOCIOPATH.

Pause

Woman 2: Man, I’m going to go back to work and my fish is going to be dead.

Woman 1: You have a fish?

Woman 2: Just the one beta. You know, the kind that looks like it has a mohawk.

Woman 1: I thought you didn’t like anything breathing except humans.

Woman 2: Fish don’t breathe.

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